grinchy grince.

Ok, I know who hates Christmas & Thanksgiving ugh, meeeeee. I can't help it. I must say over the past two years I have become slightly less cynical..slightly. But I can't help it. Holiday cheer can be so annoying. Now I'm not the devil, I support the children & there christmas fun. I don't run around telling them there is no Santa. And I don't knock anyone for Christmas spirit. Do what ya do. But I think Christmas Carols are soooo annoying. And I hate Christmas Carol covers even more. And people that wear Christmas sweaters all of Dec and red & green..ick. Those are such an ugly combination of colors.

I think that this is a combination of my dysfunctional family + it's sooooo commerical. Why am I seeing Halloween decorations and Christmas decorations at the same time? The Kay Jeweler commericals are so lame & corny. Has anyone seen the one with the deaf lady and her boo..come on? I don't know I feel like Christmas and Thanksgiving has turned into a way to boost the economy for the last decade and they just sprinkle in holiday cheer. Actually I read an article in SOC about how capitalistic America is.. apprently four days after 9-11, Bush & Congress stated they need to make American's feel safe, and happy again so they can continue with there normal Tday/black friday/Christmas shopping. Geez.

Nathan says I read to much stuff like that. But seriously once you do, it's so interesting and it really makes you think twice about society. Take Sociology of Social Problems, will open your eyes! Plus I perfer to be informed by ways other then the news. depressing galore.

I love the movie Four Christmas's.
okayyyy random rant dunzo. At least tonight I can have a guilt free night of doing nothing. Best thing about holidays is NO SCHOOL!

I will...

-get my hs transcripts and turn in my application by TUES, i hate driving anyway that is out of my 10 mile radius of burtonsville.
-attempt not to kill my music teacher. dumbass didn't know when the last day of class was??? So now we have our test 3 on Monday on the last day of class and our final on Weds. fagtron. If this was in the syllabus I wouldn't be as mad, but you blew me because you are unorganized. ahem that is part of your job.
-invest in a new rape whistle
-attempt to make thanksgiving with my family half way decent and resist my urge go to Salisbury and have Thanksgiving with Bridget's fam. I usually go for "black out" Friday. And have enjoyed stumbling in at 5am to Thanksgiving left overs. (Last time Bridget's mom had plates laid out for me, Cory and Bridget, not thats love)
-Consider cutting back my drinking, this weekend perhaps gave me reasons why I should...after Thanksgiving break, of course.
-Get a job over break.
-Cross my fingers everyday I get into college, and perferably UMBC.
- Try not to buy the new Driod for myself. I promised myself it would be a xmas present for my bf, but we have been going back inforth for a year on "who has the better phone" I'm winning right now. Petty, I know.
-Relax over Winter Break
-Start planning Vegas 2010, for me Hassan Nathan, CORY. Ahem, Laur! you and Chris should join usss before you turn into an old teach:)

so be quiet.

Now Dallas was currently 5-2 before the Eagles game. And everyone said because we didn't beat the Giants and we won all our others games we just were not playing quality teams.
1) a win, is a win..lets keep in mind the redskins haven't been playing "quality teams" and they've scored what? 5 td's all season
2) We led the Giants all the way through the 4th quarter. yes Romo cracked. (beginning of the season jitters) & yes he threw interceptions...and yea the Giants scored on them. sooo had he been on point they probably would not have got there last td. AND as i recall the score was 30-31, obviously we could have won.
3) We beat Atlanta and they are good!

*Insert Romo jokes here.*
1) yes he has had a rocky beginning seasons. But um, so did Eli Manning.
2) Yes he effed up our play off spot in the Seattle game. It was awful, embaressing and horrible. Everyone fucks up though, anddd some of the greatest have as well.
3) LETS everyone keep in mind, Romo is an undrafted QB. Meaning he wasn't picked straight out of college. He walked on to a football field (cause you know literally anyone can try out for the NFL) and got picked by a good team.
4) His biggest flaw..is he is a nervous player. And judging by this season he is getting that under control.

Dallas Vs Eagles
1) Lets keep in mind the Eagles CRUSHED like i mean shat allll over the Giants the week before. Remember the "quality team" Seriously it was bad. I'm not a huge Giants fan, but my BF's fam is...sooo. But I will not deny they are good, Eli Manning is good. And he to is a nervous player as well. (But in regards his brother is Peyton Manning, and his dad was another sick ass QB..so did he really have any choice but to show some talent, it would be tragic if he didn't.)
2) Dallas..opening TD
3)Eagles tied
4) Dallas started to slip (oh i screamed at my TV)
5) Austin Miles, the reciever who as just started coming up missed 3 out of his 3 catches. (But at half time I said..he's going to come through in the clutch.)
6) But what people know but refuse to say is that Dallas has, and really has always had a sick defense, most of the time if we lose a game the other teams score is a low one. So defense pulled through.
7) beginning of the 4th, I called it! They kept passing the ball to Barber, who did splendid all game. And I said they need to throw the ball to Austin and he'll get it. Next play..long field pass & TD to Austin..he dipped.
8) Defense, good passing, Austin Barber, Romo, low penalties + I'll admit 2 bad calls the Eagles coach made hooked us up with a win.

6-2 baby, lead in the divison..over the "quality" team Giants

And let's get serious. Dallas is just one of those teams people love to hate on. Even when we play good...people have stuff to say. Me and Nathan have decided it's really because Dallas in all honesty has had really really good players through out the years...but alot of seasons we have failed to show up. Alot of sport annoncers hate because in most seasons we were better then our record. I'm not saying we are going extremely far in the play offs, because the other conferences teams are doing really really really well this season. But stop hating. Dallas is tight. Romo is hot. Miles would be sexy as shit..if his nose didn't look so bad. Our defense will punish, Barber will break your tackle and make you look like a jagaloom.

so be quiet.

Next game vs. Green Bay @. I am nervous, they are SUCH a good team. Their GB is aweeessomme. Lets hope he has an off game, Romo plays his best, and Miles completes big passes. And I do think we can win.

But hey if we lose...Redskins the week after at Dallas..muhahaha.

This rant was brought on by ESPN on Monday night, only one of the sports annoncers wasn't hating..it might have been two, but the others were. AND my music teacher. "all the teams in the East played bad except for Dallas..but they suck" quit.hating.

Sounds good.

I hope it's gonna make you notice, someone like me.

Did you know all the members are family. 3 brothers and a cousin. cute:)
jared, bass. hot. I like men with well down swoopy hair, in flannel.




Huffman don't take no nonsense
He's here to rectify
He's got his black belt buckle,
And the red man's fire in his eye

You with your switchblade posse,
I'll get my guns from the south,
We'll take to the yard like a cock fight
Four kicks who's strutting now?

This party is overrated,
But there aint shit else to do
She's a lovin' on a boy from the city,
I'll be lovin' him under my shoe

Apprently about kicking someones ass? nice.

It is not my falut you are old, but thank you for providing the weekend funny quote.

Funny quote of the weekend:

Place: Powerplant, Bmore
People: Bridget, Me, Nathan, Cory, Hassan, Adrian
Set-up: Me and Bridget are drunk before we leave the house. We consumed a variety of drinks that include, but not limited to Soco Lime Shots, Cherry Vodka Shots, Bourbon & Ginger andd Rum & Cokes. dunzo We had just got finished dancing to Party in the USA (sad) andd were outside for ciggs with the boys. We notice how me, cory and bridget are appearing to be the most attractive females outside. To many fat people in little costumes, ugly girls in slutty costumes, and just overall unattractive people. (I suppose we are mean when we drink) And this is not even to say we are drop dead super models...the female selection was just that bad. I felt bad for Hassan/Jamel who before entering the bar said they hoped to get some ass tonight. (Me B & Cory also discuss how GOOD it is to not be single and have to deal with all that nonsense.) But anyway while observing all the tragic looking women. I see Nathan has yelled "damn look at dat old bitch, she may be able to still get it" (embarressing, I know) Adrian eggs him on. Well this old bitch heard him. Came over and must have took being called an "old bitch" as Nathan and Adrain hitting on her. She was an angel who was super skinny and had the ragged old lady curley hair with too much gel in it. She stayyyed talking to them and got a little to cozy with Nathan and Adrain, who seemed very uncomfortable. So it went like this...
Me: BRIDGET, look at the women...why is she all over them
B: Um I know, whyy is she at a bar filled with college people
Me: I hate old bitchs that think they are young.
B: yea she looks like she is probably an old ass elementary school teacher
Me: (yelling) yea you probably taught me how to write
B: (here it is) THAT OLD BITCH TAUGHT ME CURSIVE.
this was repeated probabaly 10 times before she looked over and flicked us off.
My turn: um pleasee do not be jealous that you are old as shit hitting on younger men! Especially when there YOUNG girlfriends are right here and no one is impressed. I wish I could have better constructed that sentence, but umm I was hhwasted.

Adrain and Nathan stood there in shock but amused at Bridget & mines sudden angry drunken state. Old women picked up her pride off the ground and walked away.

Lauren, fuck old bitter 40 year old.
And old bitter 40 year old, perhaps start attending a bar where other old 40 year olds gather. You will probably feel better about yourself and have more luck hitting on men who were also born around the baby boomer era. GEEZE.