It is not my falut you are old, but thank you for providing the weekend funny quote.

Funny quote of the weekend:

Place: Powerplant, Bmore
People: Bridget, Me, Nathan, Cory, Hassan, Adrian
Set-up: Me and Bridget are drunk before we leave the house. We consumed a variety of drinks that include, but not limited to Soco Lime Shots, Cherry Vodka Shots, Bourbon & Ginger andd Rum & Cokes. dunzo We had just got finished dancing to Party in the USA (sad) andd were outside for ciggs with the boys. We notice how me, cory and bridget are appearing to be the most attractive females outside. To many fat people in little costumes, ugly girls in slutty costumes, and just overall unattractive people. (I suppose we are mean when we drink) And this is not even to say we are drop dead super models...the female selection was just that bad. I felt bad for Hassan/Jamel who before entering the bar said they hoped to get some ass tonight. (Me B & Cory also discuss how GOOD it is to not be single and have to deal with all that nonsense.) But anyway while observing all the tragic looking women. I see Nathan has yelled "damn look at dat old bitch, she may be able to still get it" (embarressing, I know) Adrian eggs him on. Well this old bitch heard him. Came over and must have took being called an "old bitch" as Nathan and Adrain hitting on her. She was an angel who was super skinny and had the ragged old lady curley hair with too much gel in it. She stayyyed talking to them and got a little to cozy with Nathan and Adrain, who seemed very uncomfortable. So it went like this...
Me: BRIDGET, look at the women...why is she all over them
B: Um I know, whyy is she at a bar filled with college people
Me: I hate old bitchs that think they are young.
B: yea she looks like she is probably an old ass elementary school teacher
Me: (yelling) yea you probably taught me how to write
B: (here it is) THAT OLD BITCH TAUGHT ME CURSIVE.
this was repeated probabaly 10 times before she looked over and flicked us off.
My turn: um pleasee do not be jealous that you are old as shit hitting on younger men! Especially when there YOUNG girlfriends are right here and no one is impressed. I wish I could have better constructed that sentence, but umm I was hhwasted.

Adrain and Nathan stood there in shock but amused at Bridget & mines sudden angry drunken state. Old women picked up her pride off the ground and walked away.

Lauren, fuck old bitter 40 year old.
And old bitter 40 year old, perhaps start attending a bar where other old 40 year olds gather. You will probably feel better about yourself and have more luck hitting on men who were also born around the baby boomer era. GEEZE.